My Texas Revolution Indoor Championship football team has arrived! The Texas Revolution coached by Victor Mann will begin a new season this afternoon at 5PM in The Star’s fine arena where My Cowboys roam. At last, the finest local indoor football team has a home worth shouting about. We open the season with the Arlington Longhorns and we’re off to another championship season. Indoor football is fast and quick with family fun and whopping benefits for those in attendance. I love the fact that any ball thrown into the crowd is a gift to whomever catches it! I love the fact that a fifty-yard field offers quick scores and unlimited action! I love the fact that my Rev will be playing in Jerry’s House. This is where we will dwell and deliver all the football excitement anyone would want. Come on out, seats are available and quite reasonable. Come to the game and go home with a ball! Nowhere else can make that statement. Go REV!!
And that’s what I get from MY box of chocolates. AMEN