(I got this from my Idaho Buddy, it’s a little romantic, don’t you think?)

“An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears……..I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: 

“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

(I wonder if this made Facebook? it seems everything else does, donchaknow) That’s what I get from My Box of Chocolates. AMEN