In response to my IRS wading:

‘Better be careful: with those horses, you’re likely to be visited by animal control, PETA, and the HSUS. They’ll be accompanied by the EPA with warrants for your arrest for polluting the environment with the oily rags. There’ll probably also be a staff of medical assistants to make sure you’re not too far along with that ‘box of chocolates’ for your own protection from the excess sugar and caffeine. Oh, they’ll probably also be accompanied by a full-fledged anti-terrorism SWAT Team. (Just in case you decided to get violent with them!) They’re all ‘just trying to help’, you know!